Fart Time

Once in a while, my husband says some really funny things & this is one of them that I just had to share. We were on our way to Hickory last night & he got a call on his cell phone. It was someone that was looking for a job at the Y. Fortunately, he knew this person, so it wasn't too embarrassing. Anyway, as he was asking several questions about this job, he was trying to find out if he was looking for full-time or part-time. However, my husband & his brain that runs 90 miles an hour, it came out... "are you looking for fart time". He quickly recovered with, "sorry, i meant full-time or part-time". After laughing about that for a minute, we analyzed the true meaning of this new employment status. We've concluded that "fart" time is not quite full-time, but more than part-time.... in case you every need a job at the Y.