Not Me! Monday

Well, I thought I would take a stab at it again... let's see what I didn't do this week!

I did not whimp out & switch my 2 year old back to diapers this week because I am cheap. It doesn't bother me one bit that I pay $12 for a 24 pack of pull-ups as opposed to $7 for a pack of 32 diapers.

I do not still have a large box of groceries laying out on my kitchen counter because I just haven't got around to putting them up yet. Nope, not me.

I did not look at my piles of laundry & sort through what I needed to be washed & pile the rest of the clothes right back into the hamper. I'm ALWAYS sooooo on top of the mountains of laundry in our house... ;0}

I did not get ridiculously excited that I was able to upgrade my cell phone this week AND got a touch screen phone AND sent a text to lots of people just so I can use my fancy~shmancy, full keyboard. I mean, really, who gets excited over superficial stuff like that? Not me!

Today I did not wear one of my nice white shirts to work (at a preschool mind you) when I knew we would be painting today....with non-washable paint. And one (or a couple) of the kids did not get bright red paint on my boob, of all places... and I did not try to wipe it off with a wet wipe & smear it so far into my shirt that it absorbed into my undershirt AND my very expensive, new, white bra! Come on people... I know that could never happen to me. And one last thing... I did not walk around with a big, bright red paint smudge all over my right breast all.day.long. Not me!

Happy Monday everyone & many happy, hilarious Not Me! moments to you this week. I would love to hear yours.